Not to sound like a jerk, but looking back at the girls in my life вЂ“ and according to my friends who had experience on JDATE and other apps вЂ“very rarely did a Jewish supermodel with eyes like the girl in that photo show up in synagogue.

My first thought was, after years of dating and befriending hundreds of Jewish women вЂ“ was that Jewish girls do NOT look like that. Beautiful and stunning with green eyes and perfectly structured face. Not being sure how or why a singles ad would appear on my page, I glanced at it for a brief moment, silently shocked at the pure magnificent beauty of the girl being featured as a lonely Jewish single. Last week, while scanning my Facebook page, I noticed an advertisement for a new Jewish dating app called JFIIX that had posted to my page. Others canвЂ™t believe how much fun I missed out on by not being able to explore the overtly sexual side of the smart phone. My Facebook profile has always said, вЂњmarried.вЂќ I have never вЂњswiped left,вЂќ вЂњmatchedвЂќ with anybody or desperately called the ItвЂ™s Just Lunch girls in any airline in-flight magazine. I have never sexually texted any girl вЂ“ besides my wife вЂ“ and certainly will never be able to type in the words LetвЂ™s Netflix and chill to anyone вЂ“ unless all I truly want to do is come home and, well, watch Netflix and chill.

Having been lucky enough to fall in love at the dawn of the internet dating era, I was never able to partake in the highly sexually charged world of apps like Tinder, Plenty OвЂ™Fish and. My Wife and I Spent a Week on Tinder and it Almost Wrecked Our Marriage * 2015 by Zach Selwyn

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